queen_of_junk ([info]queen_of_junk) wrote,
@ 2005-07-28 00:22:00
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Current music:Anastacia - One Day In Your Life

Bleach Crackness 4 (kinda)
Note: erm... this one kinda Aizen/Renji-ish and Byakuya/Renji-ish? XD; so if you dont like yaoi or lameness, pls dont read or just click the link with cautious? X3;;; PG-15 rated, the piccus are worksave... but not for the texts *lol*
Episode(s): 23
Spoiler(s): nope
Edited by: [info]cyberhell


* = not worksafe || all links are opened in new window

1* | 2* | 3 | 3 1/2*



BLEACH WRONGNESS 3 0.5/1

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Aizen: ah, Abarai fuku-taicho... it's such a long time since the last time we met.

Renji: oh, Aizen Taicho o.o

Aizen: do you have a time, Abarai-kun?

Renji: yeah

Aizen: would you come with me for a sec? There's something that I want to tell you...

Renji: alright...

both: *is walking toward an isolated room*

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Aizen: ... it's such a long time since the last time we're alone like this, isn't it Abarai-kun

Renji: uh, hai... erm, Aizen Taicho, what did you want to talk to me about?

Aizen: ...

Renji: Aizen Taicho?




Aizen: *walk pass Renji*

Renji: A-ano... is it something really important?




Aizen: *closes the door, incase that someone is peeping*

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Aizen: Abarai-kun, I heard that Byakuya Taicho have made a move on you... is that true?

Renji: *gasps* where did you-- I meant, what do you meant, Aizen Taicho?

Aizen: You can't fool me... you even walked a little bit funny back there




Renji: ...!!! (he knew!? omgosh, what should I do, what should I do?! XxX;;;)

Aizen: well?

Renji: He... he didn't do anything. We don't have anything going on between us!

Aizen: sa... how about you take your clothes off and I'll see whether you're lying or not?



Renji: *blushes* b-but--

Aizen: no buts. Now, take your gi and hakama off and let me see it

Renji: .........!!!!!!!! *inaudible scream*





~end~






what happened next to Renji? I'll let your own imagination set the ending part for the poor Renji XD;




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[info]moshi_no_bo
2005-07-27 05:03 pm UTC (link)
NO!!!!! IT CAN'T END HERE LIKE THIS!!! WE WANT MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!

*is shot*

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[info]akiou
2005-07-27 05:10 pm UTC (link)
Poor Renji! Molested by the evil freak. D: Those are all very funny. =3

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[info]_golden_shadow_
2005-07-27 05:21 pm UTC (link)
definitely need more of that crackness.

LOL

genius...rofl.

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[info]mel_mel_chan
2005-07-27 06:53 pm UTC (link)
*falls over in fits and giggles* fabulous....must have more!

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[info]love_me_gentily
2005-07-27 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Hehehe ^^ I did an inuyasha one of those, ought to do a bleach one ^^
That was cool, toooooo short.....btw....who renji?

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[info]timchell
2005-07-28 02:00 am UTC (link)
He's the magenta/redhaired one. He's loud and brash and is the vice-captain under Captain Kuchiki in the 6th division.

You must not have gotten to the Soul Society arc yet in the manga. What chapter have you read to?

(b/t/w...where's your Inuyasha one? I'd like to see it, if you don't mind! ^_^)

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[info]love_me_gentily
2005-07-28 03:07 pm UTC (link)
I not read the manga, i wach the epis ^^ And i'm only on ep 12 so i thinking it later on yes? Not met renji, met the 'butt-ass' Ishida though...bit bloody show off with that bow and arrow!....ahem....^^

oh the inuyasha one, okay (it not dirty btw, it funny though ^^)

http://www.myotaku.com/users/hanyou_baby/life/

It on that page, just scroll down ^^

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[info]chaltier
2005-07-28 12:28 am UTC (link)
bahahahha~~~~~ dont let our crack conversation turn into this! XDDD

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[info]timchell
2005-07-28 02:02 am UTC (link)
Bwahhahahah! I almost spit out my Coca Cola all over my screen...I just wasn't expecting that at all.

Hilarious!!!

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[info]fairiesgonenuts
2005-08-01 06:49 am UTC (link)
OHMEGOSH!!! THIS IS SUPER!!! I TELL YOU, THIS IS SUPER!!! XDDD

btw, is very nice way of corrupting people's mind. hope you'll do it again someday, with one of them focuses on byakuyarenji.

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