I shall pimp my junks!

FF8 - Fanfiction Pimp 001 ~ Thunder and Ice

2006-02-28T16:48:52Z

Author: cyberhell
Character: Irvine Kinneas, Squall Lionheart, Zell Dincht
Rate: so far it's PG-15 (for language)
Note: Made this random fanfic since I was so bored and have nothing to do XD; well, actually many to do but is the lazy lmao And thank you so much mirime T_T for Beta-reading my ficcu *huggles* <3
Disclamer: all these characters are belong to Square Enix
Summary: I held the blade (or the part where I suppose was the blade) up carefully and turning it around to check the critical condition. The handle almost fell off, some of the screws were dangling (not necessarily in the right places), and the blade… it was hanging down approx. 56º from where the usual position was.

::: Thunder and Ice :::

Today had been rather boring I must say… Watched the blue sky and the floating white clouds, listened to all the girls giggling over their conversations in the park. Ahh… This is such heaven, Balamb Garden sure looked different from the stiff-soldier-like Galbadia Garden.

“..m…. Ehem. May I have your attention please. Mister Kinneas come to the headmaster's office please… I repeat, ehem… Mister Irvine Kinneas come to the headmaster's office, thank you.”

The announcer surely had a lot to learn. Clearing his throat while on the intercom was not exactly very professional. I chuckled over the silly thought, pushed myself up and started to dust off my long leather coat. I bid farewell to the ladies and walked coolly toward the lift, where it took me straight up to the headmaster’s office.

There were things strewn everywhere and almost all the tables in the room was piled high with folders, files and stacks of paper, blank or filled with reports. Phew… Thank goodness I’m just work as the delivery man, I thought to myself, as my heavy footfalls let my presence in the room become noticed.

“Yo, cowboy! It’s about time you showed up!”

The un-Squall-like voice surprised me. “Zell? What is some kid like you doing in headmaster’s office?”

“I’m no kid! My age is not that different than yours, so shut up!”

He waved his fist dangerously in the air, as if daring me to say another word. I shrugged slightly and surrendered to the hyper boy in front of me. “So… where’s the headmaster?”

”Errr… Squall is out with Rinoa right now, so he won’t be here for a while”

“Hmm… That’s a surprise”, I said while smirking at the shorter boy. “Here's another question then. Why am I here?”

The boy started to fidget slightly and bright blue eyes started to look away from mine. Ten minutes had passed and I still got no answer from Zell, only some random muttering and incoherent sentences.

“So… Squall is gone with that lovely princess. Who called me through that-“

“It was me…”

Somehow I had wondered why Squall had allowed someone so incompetant use the intercom so freely.

“Zell… if you’re just making excuses for spending time alone with me, just say so… I won’t refuse.”

The blond boy’s eyes grew wider and the blush on his cheeks suddenly became visible. “Like eww! Why the hell I want to spend time with you!? I just need your help, that’s all! And none of these will be the ‘excuses’ for wanting to spend time alone with you!!”

The responses from the blond boy never failed to amuse me. “So… what is it then? I’m all ears and eyes if you want me to be.”

The boy hesitated at first but after a few minutes, he started to move from the spot he was standing at, to behind Squall’s desk. A soft metal noise could be heard when Zell seemed to remove something from under it. Eyes growing wider, I choked on the air that tried to get into my lungs. Then not longer after that, I started to laugh a bit too loudly for the shorter boy’s liking.

Trying to control the laughter, I coughed slightly and smirked at him with glee.

“Oh my, Zell… what am I gonna do with you…?”

I started to laugh again while the other boy stomped his feet on the ground at me. “It’s not funny!” he yelled over and over while I tried to suppress my laughter.

“Hnn… Alright, so what’s the story behind this incident?”

The boy was fuming red, maybe between anger and embarrassment. After a while, Zell started to explain everything, and I meant everything that he did before he managed to re-form Squall’s gunblade.

“Let me get this straight. You, out of curiosity, started to play with head master’s weapon and without second thought you start to peel the gunblade off. And… you don’t know how to put it back together?”

“Not ‘peel it off’, I was testing it out!”

“Ehem, alright ‘testing it out’… and you did this?”

I held the blade (or the part where I suppose was the blade) up carefully and turning it around to check the critical condition. The handle almost fell off, some of the screws were dangling (not necessarily in the right places), and the blade… it was hanging down approx. 56º from where the usual position was.

“And… you want me to tidy this gunblade up?”

“Yeah! Pleaseee~ Irvine! You’re such a nice guy… oh! I will treat you some hot dogs later if you’ve finished putting it back together!”

I smirked at the hyper boy and chuckled, “No thanks, my dear friend. I need to keep my body in shape! What would the ladies think?”

He shrugged and mumbled something about having it my way or something. Turning the gunblade around some more, I started to pick out what was wrong with it. Getting out all the tools for cleaning my shot gun from my jacket, putting back the gunblade started to take me away from the surroundings. All you need is concentration… The gunblade is not that different from any other gun.

“I guess you’re lucky that the headmaster isn’t here to see what happened to his poor gunblade.”

A loud banging sound of the door filled the room almost immediately. Now, speak of the devil; the headmaster was at the door, glaring at us. I guess he hadn’t noticed the condition of his weapon yet.

The small boy squeaked a little as he saw whose coming. “Oh, Squall… you’re back early!”

“…”

I knew I wasn’t surprised that Zell didn’t get an answer. The brunette walked forward towards us and he scanned the room quietly (probably checking what we’d messed up or destroyed…).

“… told Rinoa that I should be heading back early. I needed to finish some paper work by… Tomorrow… morning…”

Squall’s concentration seemed to have left him behind. His eyes were fixed upon me… oh wait, I meant fixed upon my hands, I meant the gunblade in my hands.

“Ermm… I’ve just remembered something urgent. Seeya guys later!”

Zell sprinted out the room rather quickly and disappeared from my sight in no time. Damn, Zell… I’ll get you later!

The silence around us was quite awkward. Fidgeting slightly, I tried to think of a way to get out from this room unharmed. “Hey, sweetie~ Is this yours?” I smirked goofily at him, and held up the gunblade, only to have the blade fall off the handle. Fuck…

Squall glared dangerously at my actions and the condition of his loved weapon. “What… the hell are you doing in my room? And with my Lionheart?”

“You know, Squall… Hate to tell you this, but you just let the criminal go earlier.”

A bit too slow for sprinting, Squall walked straight toward me and snatched the poor gunblade off my hands. Scowling slightly at the condition, he glared at me once again (probably for letting Zell have his way with the poor weapon or something).

“Hey, hey… like I said, it wasn’t me who deformed your gunblade”.

I chuckled slightly, hoping that the headmaster would spare my life for another year or so. But this was what you would get from the colder-than-the-ice-headmaster, Squall only glared at me. I bet he’s trying to drill a hole in my forehead with those eyes of his… Unconsciously, I lifted my hands up in the surrender style towards the brunette. His eyes were more dangerous than any guns that had been pointed at me.

“Umm… Squall?”

Squall sighed rather louder than necessary and it made me jump, but I guess he didn’t realize it. “You may go now…” He turned himself around while saying that sentence.

“… Look, Squall. I was only trying to—“

While trying to convince him that I was innocent, I stepped closer to him and the aura around him somehow saying ’come near me, and I’ll cut your head off’. Wow, I never thought that the headmaster could actually could talk silently like this.

“What is it, Kinneas?”

“It’s… nothing”, I said in utter defeat. I didn’t think that anyone could break his ice-cold profile. That girl from Timber, Rinoa was only able to melt the ice for a few months… After we defeated the sorceress, he went back to his usual quiet manner. I guess we really do need a miracle for Squall to actually become sociable person.

This time, it was my turn to sigh (not as loudly as Squall’s though). “Alrighty then, I will leave you and your gunblade alone for some private time”. Taking my cowboy heat off, I bowed slightly at him and walked out from the room and towards the lift. And as I thought, Squall did not bid me any farewell or anything.

Well, that’s Squall for you…

Stepping into the lift, I pressed the button to B1[1] and waited for the lift to take me to the destination. Maybe playing cards with those Shumi people would help me think over whatever had just happened or at least I could avoid that image of the icy glare from Squall that seemed to have burned itself into my mind.

Now, thinking about it… Squall did not seem to be in the best mood and I wondered what happened earlier with him and that chick.

To be continue?

[1] Was it B1 or B2 when you're fighting that big Shumi person in some kind of machine or something? XD; I need to replay the game again *diez*

Is this chp 1? Well, I'm not really sure about that my self XD;;; If many people told me to continue, then I will <3 Fufufu, so yeah let me know if you want me to continue this XD *dodges every magic that had been aimed at her* >:D;;; Tell me what you think about the ficcu too XD

FF7 ~ Fanart pimp 008

2005-12-14T13:57:53Z

Artist: cyberhell
Characters: Rude, Reno, Tseng, Rufus
Disclaimer: these lovely characters belong to Square Enix
Note: Just a very quick and rough sketch that I do out of boredom and also the scene in the sketch always replaying in my head while making Hojo doujinshi XD;
Rating: PG-15 for the hint X3

You are a good man, Rude...

But don't let your personal feeling get the best of you.

very messy and sketchy indeed XD; Rufus is taking Reno away from Rude and he can't do anything about it. Rude was about to stop them but then Tseng stopped him and remind him what Turks should do and they shall follow any orders ~_~;

FF7 ~ Fanart pimp 007

2005-10-23T18:13:46Z

Artist: cyberhell
Characters: Turks!Vincent, Rude, Reno
Disclaimer: these lovely characters belong to Square Enix
Note: Was bored and ended up sketching some lazy sketches XD; (very messy and so many lines going on lol)
Rating: PG-15 for Turks!Vincent's drawing XD;

actually I was surprised that I can draw Reno so nice when it's in sketching XD;
never got his face right whenever I tried to draw a serious one ._.;;;

his head is evil! X_x; and Rude looks too young XD;; need to make him more masculine and mature X_x;

look at the date! XD; it's kinda 2 months ago's sketch T_T; found it neglected in my sketch book lol
and I made a mistake too XD; his hand was cut too high! I dont think he got his claw to cover his hand that high X3;;; *pokes self*

FF7 ~ Fanart pimp 006

2005-10-02T16:02:00Z

Artist: cyberhell
Characters: Cid and Vincent
Disclaimer: these lovely characters belong to Square Enix
Note: a very quicke oekaki sketch and colored lazily XD;;; *diez* anyway, this fanart contains some YAOI theme or boys love! if you're not really keen on yaoi-ness, just skip this entry or simply click the link with cautious XD;
Rating: M for kissing and hugging!

*coughs* I just feel the need to add that colour in the background lol XD;;;

and for those who're curious on how I done the drawing...

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Program : Photoshop 7

the rough sketch! XD <3 it's so messy ntil I cant really see where the lines should go X_x;

re-drawing the outline of the piccu XD <3

put some colour in randomly and quickly XD;

adding the background colour lol T_T; <3 dont ask me why they look gay with the colours... XD;;;!

Hope you likes the CidVin piccu XD <3

FF7 - Fanfiction Pimp 001 ~ Crimson Tears

2005-09-27T09:03:12Z

Author: cyberhell
Character: Vincent Valentine
Rate: PG-15 for some suicidal theme
Note: Made this fanfic after I watch Advent Children, like the feeling and emotion after watching it really... fitting to write this fanfic down T_T;; *sobs and clings on Vincent's cape. is shot* X-x; And thanks so much to mirime for helping me to beta-read this fanfic T^T *huggles j00 tightly* <3
Disclamer: all these characters are belong to Square Enix
Summary: After defeating Sephiroth, all of the heroes are turning back into their ordinary life. But there's one man that have no where to go to.

::: Crimson Tears :::

All the continents rejoiced for the world’s bravest heroes. After defeating Sephiroth, people started to recognize Cloud and others as the saviors of the planet. But then, a name was slowly forgotten and lost in the darkness. That was exactly what Vincent Valentine wanted. He wanted to be left alone and isolated from the rest of the world.

The former Turk had no where to go right now. He walked aimlessly forward, anywhere his legs managed to take him. Sometimes he wondered how the others were doing at this time. Cloud must have stayed with Tifa and re-opened the bars. Barret and Marlene… the last time he was still in the group, he heard that they would move back to Corel and would re-build the almost-dead town. Red XIII must have returned to Cosmo Canyon. Yuffie was probably still running around freely, either waiting for the right moment to snatch someone’s materia or go back to Wutai. And Cid… he had returned to Rocket Town and to his assistant, Shera. All that was left was himself. He got no place to return to, neither would there be anyone who would wait for him to return.

A few miles away, he could hear the sound of water falling; Vincent was back in his beloved’s place. Walking a few steps over the mountains, the huge water fall came into view. Nothing had changed… Nothing at all.

The former Turk climbed down the mountain and walked ghostly toward the secret passage behind the fall. The air around him was cold… so cold that his skin felt like it was being pierced by many invisible blades.

The floor, tables, books, chairs… all were covered by white dust. It seemed that no one knew that this place actually existed... It was secret after all. The traces and steps Cloud and him had made when they had ‘invaded’ the place were also covered by whiteness, made indistinguishable from the rest of the floor around it. Lucrecia… He looked around once more and remembered how his memory pictured Lucrecia to look like. She was beautiful… So beautiful that he could not seem to resist her.

He then continued to walk deeper into the back of the room. When he stepped closer to a particular wall, Lucrecia’s hologram image played automatically. Vincent’s heart seemed to beat slower everytime he saw her. Lucrecia was smiling at him and asked Vincent how he was.

“Lucrecia…”

He reached his normal hand toward her. It hurt his heart whenever he realized that Lucrecia would not be there with him anymore. How he could not pull her into his embrace… He knew that Lucrecia would still imprisoned in his heart even until the end of the time. The hologram image of Lucrecia buzzed slightly as his hand moved right through her. She smiled gently and started to talk normally as if she were right there in front of him.

It’s just a program…, Vincent thought to himself and stepped backward slightly. She was talking normally then disappeared as Vincent retreated too far away from the detector. His heart sank as his repeated fear of losing Lucrecia became reality once more. He hoped that this was another of his nightmares. Hoping that someone would come and wake him up from his them.

Was he living inside the nightmare or was the nightmare living inside him? Vincent did not care much right now, because all nightmares that he feared had already been called upon him. His desire for forgiveness also faded. No one could forgive the sins that he had committed. His hands already full of blood… many people died or killed by his hands. Even though they all were his enemies, it still turned him into a killer.

His leg accidentally bumped against an old fallen chair behind him and it made him lose his balance and stumble back onto the dust floor. Death Penalty fell from his side and dropped onto the ground beside him with a heavy metallic sound. The former Turk stayed where he was and stared at his weapon.

Death Penalty reminded him of how many times he had tried to end his miserable life. But the monster inside him kept him alive… no matter how he tried to take his own life away.

Maybe… this is what I deserve. Vincent reached for the gun.

Maybe Lucrecia would not forgive me that easily…

Death Penalty rose up slightly and he closed his eyes. Nothing would bother him anymore. Nothing left for him in this world. All that he wanted was forgiveness.

The sound of gun fire ricocheted in his ear and the former Turk fell lifelessly against the white ground. The world turned into darkness before a familiar feeling started to build up inside him. He could feel the bullet inside him starting to dissolve and the wounded flesh started to regenerate itself. The veins inside his body started to move and it was becoming unbearable. Yelping in pain, he rolled into a kneeling position and held his head with his hand and claw.

He could hear the laughter echoing in the back of his mind. The monster inside him was laughing and mocking him. Because he was too weak to control the monster… too weak that it was, in turn, the monster who controlled him.

A few hours had passed as Vincent lay down on the bloodied floor lifelessly. He listened to the sound of silence, nothingness and regret. Staring blankly into the empty space, his vision was blurred with the shade of red and white by his crimson tears.

::: FIN :::

Note 2: I'm not really sure whether it's the real Lucrecia or a program inside Lucrecia's Cave >_>; but anyway... I thought it's a program, so yeah... XD;

I hope you enjoy reading the fanfic ^^ <3

FF7AC Icons pimp 001

2005-09-18T21:11:57Z

Made these icons after daishiispretty pointed up something that make me realise something... hurhurhur~

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look at Reno's face T_T <3 *squees at him* anyway, thanks for daishiispretty for letting me to use the screenshot *huggles huggles*

pls kindly credit if you're going to use them XD

FF7AC AMV pimp 001

2005-09-18T12:11:04Z

Just made an AMV to be shared XDD <3 but just beware... the AMV CONTAINS LOTS OF SPOILER IN ADVENT CHILDREN!!

just got the feeling I need to do this... ~_~;

:: AMV CONTAINS MANY SPOILERS! ::

Final Fantasy 7 Echelon
file size: 6.69 MB

Cy's note: to be honest... I dont even know what's happening in my AMV lol XD;;;; I made this like in one day, so it's kinda jumbled up into one AMV and I still think that I need some plot for the story in the amv ~_~;;; when I was watching it, I went ".... wat the hell.." at my own AMV T_T;;; lol so silly *dots her own work* probably if I have some more free time, I'll try to re-make this AMV XD <3 But anyway, enjoy the AMV guys!

Please comment if you take the AMV! So that I know when I need to re-fill the link X3;
Other comments are appreciated too XD <3

FF7 ~ Fanart pimp 005

2005-09-17T08:17:15Z

Artist: cyberhell
Characters: Tseng and Aeris
Disclaimer: these lovely characters belong to Square Enix
Note: just need more of TsengAeris love ToT <333
Rating: PG

Fall into you

Do you really want to know?

Tell me, tell me

Can you feel me lettin go? slowly

I'm scared to fall into you

There's a hunger do you know

Feed me, feed me

It's gettin harder not to show

Free me

I'm scared to fall into you

~ Dj Tiesto - Sweet Misery ~

Cy's note: wheee~ it's such a long time I coloured my piccu so seriously like this XD; I cant remember the last time I draw and colour such a serious art ^^; As you can see, I have plenty of fun when I coloured this fanart, you can see the colours that I used on Aeris's hair and clothes are detailed (like from light to dark with shading included and all). And for the background, I took it from FF7's offcial art (if you didn't recognise the background picture, it's the piccu of the church). Then, yesh... I'm really having fun on the process of this fanart, these are some of the examples that I tried on the fanart. Which one do you like? XD <3

comments are appreciated XD <3

FF7 ~ Fanart pimp 004

2005-09-11T10:51:57Z

Artist: cyberhell
Characters: Cloud Strife and Zack
Disclaimer: they belongs to Square Enix T_T <3
Note: It's been a long time since the last time I draw something this serious ~_~; I hope my skill haven't rusted yet... XD; btw, if you have no idea on who Zack is, then I shall note this as a spoiler? just incase someone out there haven't played the game or anything and doesn't want a spoiler...
Rating: PG-15 (for a bit of gore-ness and dark)

"Give my regard to her, Cloud..."

"And tell her...

That I'm sorry...

I'm not be able to come back this time."

sue me for not be able to draw guns lol XD;;; *hides the drawing behind the tones* anyway, for the 3rd panel there, I guess that Zack also have his own jenova form? o.o since Hojo and Sephiroth have their own from (even though the game didn't show what Zack's form look like...). But anyway, hope you like the one page art XD~

FF7 ~ TURKS Fanart pimp 003

2005-09-02T22:06:47Z

Artist: cyberhell
Characters: Rude+Reno, Tseng (kinda)
Disclaimer: I dont own them, they all belongs to Square Enix
Note: an oekaki fanart XD; took me around 15 - 20 mins to finish, so it's gonna be messy ^^; oh, and there's a light boys-love! If you're not comfortable with yaoi/shounen-ai, just ignore this post or simply proceed with cautions.
Rating: PG-13 (for a light hugging)

Reno: I bet Tseng will snap when he read this part
Rude: ......

I think it's the obvious, isnt it? XD;;; lol <3

[Edit 1] Waaa~ gomen X_x; I didn't know that this piccus will be confusing XD; anyway, the story of the piccus are:
Rude and Reno were doing their reports to be handed in (and Tseng want the report that day). Reno was writing the report abstractly and not doing it seriously. Rude told him to redo the report again but Reno refused XD; So Rude tried to force him doing the report... Reno felt pissed off and bite Rude's head *lol* Then after a while, Rude walked toward Tseng's office and hand the reports in. Tseng was staring at the bite mark on Rude's head with a blank face whilst Rude can't really explain what hav happened XD;

pls dont steal, or I'll change to Sephiroth and chases you around like a mad-man ~_~;
Comments are mostyl appreciated XD <3

FF7 ~ Fanart pimp 002

2005-08-31T16:47:54Z

Artist: cyberhell
Characters: Cid Highwind, Reno, Rude, Vincent Valentine, Cait Sith
Disclaimer: they all belongs to Square Enix *sniffles* I want one T_T <3
Note: Just something that I did out of my boredom ^^; there will be a slight shounen-ai (or boys-love), just be cautious alright ~_~;
Rating: PG-13 for some light hugging

first try on drawing Cid X_x; dunno if I get him right or not XD; I think he's not rowdy enough X-x; *diez*

Kiss me: *hits Reno*
Reno: SHIT! *poof! changes into a toad* ....!!!! (OH NO!!!)

a ~~Rude~~ bear and a ~~Reno~~ cat <3

I'm sorry... been thinking like this everytime I got Vincent and Cait Sith in one party XD;;; ~<3 Vincent get a weakness over cute things?

this is an oekaki that took me at least 3 days to finish the line and the coloring X_x; *diez* from overall, I only likes his eye lol XD;;;

FF7 ~ Turks Fanart pimp 001

2005-08-31T16:32:03Z

Artist: cyberhell
Characters: Rude and Reno
Disclaimer: they belongs to Square Enix ^^;
Note: WARNING! Yaoi ahead! XD; if you dont like yaoi, please ignore this post or simply proceed with caution X3
Rating: PG-15 for hugging and slight kissing <3

BLEACH FANART of Crackness 001

2005-07-31T17:43:59Z

Note: made this out of my boredom XD;;; and it's super duper CRACK!!! if you don't like yaoi or any wrongness in bleach, pls dont read or read it with caution. the pictures that I used all drawn by myself and for all it's worksafe (depends on where you're though) ~_~
Episode(s): manga chapters, basically chp150+
Spoiler(s): erm... not sure, but I'll just put SPOILER for those who haven't read the latest manga chapters (chp 150 - 180)
Author: cyberhell

All pictures are made around 10 - 15 mins sketch, so bare with the messiness~. And please, if you want to use any of the piccus, please credit XD

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CONCLUSION

WIN: N/A | LOST: 4 || DRAW: 2

ICHIGO IS UKE!

I hope you guys enjoy it XD <3 I might be doing some more of these kinda thing but doesnt know what to make ^^; any suggestion? @.@

Bleach Crackness 4 (kinda)

2005-07-27T16:22:48Z

Note: erm... this one kinda Aizen/Renji-ish and Byakuya/Renji-ish? XD; so if you dont like yaoi or lameness, pls dont read or just click the link with cautious? X3;;; PG-15 rated, the piccus are worksave... but not for the texts *lol*
Episode(s): 23
Spoiler(s): nope
Edited by: cyberhell

* = not worksafe || all links are opened in new window

1* | 2* | 3 | 3 1/2*

BLEACH WRONGNESS 3 0.5/1

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Aizen: ah, Abarai fuku-taicho... it's such a long time since the last time we met.

Renji: oh, Aizen Taicho o.o

Aizen: do you have a time, Abarai-kun?

Renji: yeah

Aizen: would you come with me for a sec? There's something that I want to tell you...

Renji: alright...

both: *is walking toward an isolated room*

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Aizen: ... it's such a long time since the last time we're alone like this, isn't it Abarai-kun

Renji: uh, hai... erm, Aizen Taicho, what did you want to talk to me about?

Aizen: ...

Renji: Aizen Taicho?

Aizen: *walk pass Renji*

Renji: A-ano... is it something really important?

Aizen: *closes the door, incase that someone is peeping*

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Aizen: Abarai-kun, I heard that Byakuya Taicho have made a move on you... is that true?

Renji: *gasps* where did you-- I meant, what do you meant, Aizen Taicho?

Aizen: You can't fool me... you even walked a little bit funny back there

Renji: ...!!! (he knew!? omgosh, what should I do, what should I do?! XxX;;;)

Aizen: well?

Renji: He... he didn't do anything. We don't have anything going on between us!

Aizen: sa... how about you take your clothes off and I'll see whether you're lying or not?

Renji: *blushes* b-but--

Aizen: no buts. Now, take your gi and hakama off and let me see it

Renji: .........!!!!!!!! *inaudible scream*

~end~

what happened next to Renji? I'll let your own imagination set the ending part for the poor Renji XD;

BLEACH ~ FANARTS PIMP 008

2005-05-28T16:47:33Z

Artist: cyberhell
Characters: Hisagi Shuuhei and Tousen Kaname
Disclaimer: they belongs to Kubotite T_T; if they belongs to me, I won't be drawing them like this... *sighs*
Note: very angsty post! I drew them when I've had my mood swing... so yeah, all of them are moody ~_~; prepare to get infected by the moody atmosphere~! And also, these pictures are drawn within 10 - 20 mins each one, so it's kinda messy @@;
Rating: PG-15
WARNING! SPOILER for those who haven't read the manga chp 165 and more T_T;

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Feel Me
by: Cyberhell
(made this based on ShuuKana, more info: here)

Why did you come to my life…
I didn’t understand you at all
Why did you take my heart away,
Imprisoned with only your smile

Did you see me cry?
Could you feel me…
Did you try to push me away?
Or it was only me…
Taken by all of your hidden emotions

Please,
Tell me what was in your mind
I couldn’t read you…
Because you closed yourself from the world

Let me hear you,
Let me see the real you,
Let me reach you…
And feel me

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the first sketch of Shuuhei that I've drawn

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I love the top one, Shuuhei's expression really look real isn't it? T_T <3
and the bottom image, it's suppose to be blood on his face...

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Please,
Tell me what was in your mind
I couldn’t read you…
Because you closed yourself from the world

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Let me hear you,
Let me see the real you,
Let me reach you…
And feel me

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cy: *cries her eyes out*

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*sobs*

BLEACH ~ FANARTS PIMP 007

2005-05-21T16:41:43Z

Artist: cyberhell
Characters: Kuchiki Byakuya (1); Yoruichi/Soi Fon (1); crack pairing omake (1)
Disclaimer: all characters belong to KUBOTITE
Note: some chibi loveness <3
Rating: PG, the last one is kinda crack, so beware XD;

a sleepy chibi!Bya XD; <3

yeah, believe it or not, I like the pairing of Yoruichi/Soi Fon XD <33s
their luv is such an angsty too T_T; <3 *well... not as much as Byakuya's though*

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AIZENISBECOMINGSUGARDADDY!!!OMFGWTFBBQ!!! XD;;; *dies*

Bleach Crackness 4 (kinda)

2005-05-17T16:53:03Z

Note: a very lame jokes XD; so if you can't stand lame and stupid jokes, pls skip ~_~;
Episode(s): 17, 24 - 27 (only small amount though XD)
Spoiler(s): none
Edited by: cyberhell <3

BLEACH WRONGNESS 3 1/2

Renji: yo dude, why are we here?

Iba: how could I possibly know? I think we just warped into this green room... somehow

Renji: hoo... warped ka....

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both: ..... *is bored, nothing really happen, really...*

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Renji: .... *flips through BLEACH anime pages XD;*

Picture of Ganju: UWAAAAAAAAARGHHHH~!!!!!

Renji: @_@; dude, this is so tacky... *flips some more*

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Renji: whoa.... didn't know that we actually perform some porn too... yo, dude! look at this!

Iba: don't show me that porn = =; it's bad for your body....

Renji: hoo, hokay *flips some more*

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Renji: whoa~! it's me! hey, dude! look at this, it's me! I got my self an anime!

Iba: yes... I know...

Renji: *flips flips*

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Renji: wow! this is awesome! it got more of me! cool~ *flips*

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Renji: OMFG. DUDE~!!! my Taicho got himself an anime! awesome~!!!!

Iba: yes... I know...

Door: *opened w00t!*

both: !!!

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Rangiku: what are you lads doing here? You're too noisy until I can't have my beauty sleep...

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Renji: ... dude. We got scolded by the female!

Iba: you're the only one who's making noises...

Renji: well it's not my fault.

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Renji: ... (maybe I should go and ask the sister where to get that balloons)

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Renji: Yo, dude! where's my car?

Iba: ... why do I have to answer all of your question?

end? XD;

BLEACH ~ FANARTS PIMP 006

2005-05-06T19:54:03Z

Artist: cyberhell
Characters: Ishida Uryuu (1); Abarai Renji/Kuchiki Byakuya (1); Hitsugaya Toushirou/Hinamori Momo (1) + Matsumoto Rangiku (1)
Disclaimer: all characters belong to KUBOTITE
Note: erm... shounen-ai and crackness? XD; <3
Rating: G and PG

drawing this while listening to Maria Mena - Your Glasses, the song pointed to be IchiIshi theme song XD <3

inspired by the RP that I've done with mirime <3 Renji and Byakuya is just so married! T_T <333s

they are so cute T^T <3 and Hitsugaya is hard to draw btw @@;;;;

Rangiku be Hitsugaya fangirl XD; she just cant stand it when Hitsugaya being cute lol ~<3

BLEACH ~ FANARTS PIMP 005

2005-04-30T17:33:58Z

Artist: cyberhell
Characters: Abarai Renji/Kurosaki Ichigo (2); Kyouraku Shunsui (1); Abarai Renji (1); omake (1)
Disclaimer: these lovely characters belong to Kubotite <3
Note: shounen-ai and neko-ness and inu-ness? XD; <3
Rating: PG, excepts for the Renji ones, it's PG-15 or M! XD;

becareful not to get scratched, Renji-kun ^^;;;;

QUICK! bring puppy!Renji somewhere else before kitten!Ichigo do something violent to him! XD;;;

aaaah~! >.<; you must be drinking while working again~!

omg, uke!Renji's body? *dies* X_x;;; the tattoos kill me too... *dies again*

just a weird idea about chibi!Menos with chaltier after some cans of red bull? XD;;;;

BLEACH ~ FANARTS PIMP 004

2005-04-30T17:07:33Z

Artist: cyberhell <3
Characters: Abarai Renji/Kuchiki Byakuya (2); Ichimaru Gin/Kira Izuru (1); Hisagi Shuuhei/Kaname Tousen (1)
Disclaimer: these lovely characters belong to Kubotite <3
Note: shounen-ai and a bit of OOCness? XD;
Rating: PG-15 (for all the hints lol)

just need to draw their cuteness T_T; since Neko!Bya hav been 'nya'ing in my head nonstop X_x;

inspired from the RP that I've done with mirime (about Renji and Byakuya in some festival. Bya-chan got water balloon and bunny plush!) XD <3 and omg, she also draw her version on this RP! <333 check her out! T.T <3 another RenBya luvness in yukata <3

at last, have inked a picture of Tousen X-x;;; *dies* geh, his hair is really ebil! X_x;;; done is hair for more than 20 mins while other things is only 'bout 10 mins ~_~;;; hope that his hair doesnt look funny >_>;;;

Tousen: ne, Shuuhei-kun... have you seen my google? I forgot where I put it ^^;
Shuuhei: *gasps!* @A@! ~<3
Tousen: hm? is there something wrong? ^^
Shuuhei: .... *clear throat* nothing... =>_>=

Gin: WOooOOOoOOoOo~!! I'M A YOUKAI FROM UNDER WORLD~!
Izuru: *gasps!* T-TAICHO! where did you get that google!
Gin: ^_^
Izuru: take it back to Kaname Taicho! >A<;;;;

at least we know where the google is nya? XD;;;;

comments/critiques are welcome ^_^

Bleach Crackness (ep24)

2005-04-30T17:06:35Z

Again... more bleach wrongness and crackness from me ^^; *dodges everything that aimed at her*

WARNING: BITS OF SPOILER! ALL PICTURES TAKEN FROM BLEACH EP.24

BLEACH WRONGNESS 3

BLEACH 24, present you... The TOWER! *taa-daaa~* ~~iunnendo~~

Both: THE TOWER is waiting....

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Ichigo: ... remind me why are we here again?

Ishida: *dots at the tower* ermmm... we're here because we want to go into soul society?

Ichigo: ... right

Ishida: .... damn straight. ...... would you stop staring at me?

Ichigo: ah, yeah... my bad

Ganju: no need to worry! The Great Ganju will accompany you through the journey!

Ichigo: not you again >A<;;;;

Ganju: The Great Ganju will protect you from any harm! *doing all the wrong poses*

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Ishida: No way! insolent fool, Ichigo is not yours.

Ishida: If you want to have him, over my dead body...

Ganju: ok! WOOT-CHAAAAA! *kung fuu noises*

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Ganju: go eat ball!

Ishida: GAAAAH!!!! *is kissed by the deadly spinning ball*

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Ishida: oooooooh~.... my ~~virgin~~ face..... *dies*

Orihime: oh my god...

Chad: ... they... killed Kenny...

Ichigo: you bastard!

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Ganju: BWAHAHAHHAHA! now you're mine, Ichigo! *pounces*

Ichigo: I refuse to be your uke! *dodges*

Ganju: awwww... com' on, I've killed your seme. He promised me if I killed him, you're mine!

Ichigo: I still refusing to be your uke! ><;;;; *dodges dodges*

Ganju: che! then, how about this? *pokes Ichigo's ass*

Ichigo: *gasps*

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Ichigo: do you want to die that much, heh?!? *killing aura surrounds him*

Ganju: hehehehehe... come here my little uke... come here to your new seme

Ichigo: like I would... *throws the ball at him*

Ganju: BWAHAHAHAHAA! YOU CAN'T HIT ME! I AM INVISIBLE~!!!

Ichigo: ehe, dork. You fell into my trap!

Ganju: hm? ... w-what?!

Ball: *goes all shiny and sparkles sparkles w00t!*

Ganju: this... this is...!! *gasps*

Ball: wheeeeeeeeee~

Ganju: UWAAAAAARGHHHH~!!!!

Ichigo: hmm? -_o is the ball working?

Ganju: UWAAAAAARGHHHH~!!!!
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Ganju: UWAAAAAARGHHHH~!!!!

Ichigo: ... *waits*

Ganju: UWAAAAAARGHHHH~!!!!

Ichigo: ... = =;;;# quit screaming and get on with it! *thwaps Ganju's head*

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Ganju: ah... I see dead people....

Ichigo: ah! an open chance! let's all escape from this madness! *flees*

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Both: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!!!

Both: UWOOOOOOH! *tackles glomps pounces*

Both: me Tarzan! you Jane!

Chad: .... *dots at them*

Ichigo: WTF?! LET ME GO~!!! oy! >A<;;;;

Ishida: what's with this vulgar action?! HEY! don't touch me!! yaaaaa~!!!!

Chad: ..... *feeling lucky because he doesn't look like an uke*

Both: *chants* pimp! pimp! pimp! pimp! pimp! pimp! pimp! pimp! pimp!

Ichigo: OY! where the hell you're taking me?!

Both: *chants* pimp! pimp! pimp! pimp! pimp! pimp! pimp! pimp! pimp!

Ichigo: .... m-mommy! ;>A<;

All: ....... *silence*

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Koganehiko: OMG! DID I JUST HEAR THAT!?!?

Shiroganehiko: BRO! I THINK I DID HEAR HIM SAY THAT TOO!!!

Koganehiko: SO UKE!!!! HE CALLED FOR HIS MOMMY!!!! DEFINITELY UKE!

Shiroganehiko: OMG! THE UKE OF ALL UKE~!!!!

Ichigo: *twitches*

Ichigo: say that again and I'll ~~turn into my seme mode~~ KILL YOU!!!

Shiroganehiko: BWARGH~! *gets hit by the ball*

Koganehiko: LIL' BROOOO~!!!!

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tbc to the next episode....

Cy:I think I need to stop doing this... oh my poor brain X_x; *dies*

The Ultimate Uke...

2005-04-30T17:05:47Z

And again... got this idea when I was taking some screenshot to make some icons XD;;; Beware, crackness of Ganju/Ichigo and Ishida/Ichigo XD;;; yesh... Ichigo is the ultimate UKE for now X3;;;

WARNING: SPOILER!!! ALL PICTURES WERE TAKEN FROM BLEACH EP.23

BLEACH WRONGNESS 2

Ganju: TA-DAAAA~!!! I've got your picture! >:D

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picture: KYAAAAAAAH!

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Ichigo: AAAAAH!!!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE??!?!? Take it off!! OFF!!!!

Ganju: fufufu... yada des

Ichigo: WTF do you meant by 'yada des'!?!??! take that f***ing picture or I'll cut you into pieces!!

Ganju: AHAHAHAA~!!! I'll keep this for my collection *grins* come here Bonny-channn~!!! *runs away with the boar*

Ichigo: AAAAAAAAH!!! Wait!! @___@;;; don’t just run away like that! HOY!!!

All: ...

Ishida: *sighs* I didn’t know that you'd let him took your embarrassing picture that easily... *pats*

Ichigo: I didn’t let him! He’s the one who took my picture like that secretly

Ishida: I knew... *shakes head* And by the way, Kurosaki... come with me for a while?

Ichigo: Hm? What do you want? *is guided toward an empty hut*

Ishida: Now... tell me on what was actually happened? *frowns*

Ichigo: What's actually happened... hmmm... = =; *scratches head*

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Ishida: WHAT?!?! You let him did that?! You let him cougth your leg-!

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Ishida: -and you let him show his perverted face to you-?!

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Ishida: *gasps* -then, you let him touch you where-??!?! wait the minute....-!!!

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Ichigo & Ishida: ...

Ichigo: It's... it's not a big deal... rigth? O_o....

Ishida: what do you mean by it's not a big deal?! *pounces*

Ichigo: OY! HEY!? WTF YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?! let go!!!

Ishida: I just want to check something! LET IT GO!!! *tugs tugs even more*

Ichigo: PERVERT! LECHER! LET ME GO!!!

Ishida: I wont let you go, not until you let me check your body! *growls* alright, you've asked for it... heave-HOO!

Ichigo: what do you mean by checking my body-?! *gaps* ahhhh!!!! Give it back!

Ishida: *chuckles* Now... let me check you.... ~~*gropeschecksgropes*~~

Ichigo: .....!!!! *makes all sort of uke noises XD;*

Ishida: hnnn... good. it seems that he didn't touch you here... *pants* let's finish this before anyone come in and disturb us.... hhmnnnn....!

Ichigo: I-Ishida..!!! hhnnn...!!!! ...-! AAAAHHHH~!!!!

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Ichigo: *dies from the exhaustion*

BLEACH ~ FANARTS PIMP 003

2005-04-30T16:59:50Z

I shall pimp my art... XD;;; aahahahaa~

Artist: cyberhell <3
Characters: Shiba Ganju (1); Abarai Renji (1)
Disclaimer: all these lovely characters belongs to Kubotite <3
Rating: PG

surprisingly, I drew Ganju very well XD;;; ahahahaha <3

in the end, you cant see his Zabimaru X_x; blegh need bigger paper (A3) to draw ~_~;;;

comments or critiques are appreciated XD <3

BLEACH FANARTS PIMP 002.... kinda ~ Long Neck Scavenger

2005-04-30T16:59:18Z

BWAHAHAHAA, hav just created a hollow pet for my own amusement... XD;

Hollow's name: Long Neck Scavenger
Bounty Reward: CASH: 32,000
Crime: attacked (mostly) male shinigami which unexperienced hollow fighters and molested them ntil they fainted *lol*
WANTED: DEAD or ALIVE

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My Izuru muse is indeed useless with hollow ^^;;; meh, I bet it'll be his hard time bcos now I've had a hollow pet other than hollow-chan XD;;;; *watches Izuru got molested* arara.... ~_~;;; come now, Scavy~ *gives her food and let Izuru runs away for his ~~virginity~~ life lol*

BLEACH FANARTS PIMP 002

2005-04-30T16:58:45Z

I pimp some art! XD <3

Artist: cyberhell <3
Characters: Shunsui + Ukitake; Ichigo & Zangetsu; Izuru; (2x) Byakuya
Disclaimer: belongs to Kubotite <3
Note: piccus full of wrongness XD;;;
Rating: PG-15

Shunsui/Ukitake is my OTP T_T ~<3 shall colour this piccu later XD <3
and yeah, I done Ukitake's hair wrongly X_x;;;

dont ask me why I drew this XD;;; was drawn when I was waiting in the library...>.>;

a very common thing ne? to have a scar on the face and he grew his hair longer to cover the scar XD;;;; but, in my opinion, Izuru got the scar when they're at the war. He grew his hair longer to hide the scar, because he hate to see the scar when he's facing the mirror? XD;;; and it's actually someone's else hand that slides his hair off XD;;;

my first attempt to draw Byakuya in a very shoujo style XD;;; *is Ban Kai-ed* X-x;;;

some of you probably will understand where I got this idea from... XD;;;

Comments are appriciated XD <3